Pumpkin Spice Epidemic Has Spread To Sausages And It’s Terrifying

If you’re in the camp that feels pumpkin spice has turned into a seasonal disease that needs to be severed at the head, you’re going to be upset to see that the virus has spread to sausages.

Nature’s Promise organic wants you to grill up their Pumpkin Spice Chicken Sausages and make your backyard smell like a basic bitch’s paradise.

The five-pack is being sold at Giant Food Stores, an east coast supermarket, and skepticism is already being shown through social media:

Has pumpkin spice gone too far? Did it go too far long ago? Find out NEXT WEEK, when some other unnecessary pumpkin spice product gets revealed.

h/t mashable, picthx Heather McMahon

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